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Shrek ๐๐น๐ค burst ๐ฅ through the door, ๐ช his eyes ๐ bloodshot and his fists ๐ clenched ๐ง in rage. ๐ก “Alright, ๐คฌ where is she, ๐ธ ya creep?” Lord Farquaad ๐คด๐๐ฆ chuckled and rose ๐ณ๐น from his bed. ๐ “No, no, leave him be,” Farquaad ๐คด๐ชsaid, waving ๐ away the guards with his free hand. โ “And close the door ๐ช behind you.” ๐ Shrek waited ๐โ๏ธ until they were gone ๐ถโโ๏ธ before continuing. ๐ “Princess ๐ธ๐ Fiona. ๐ You took her, ๐ I’m sure of it.” ๐ค “Oh, my dear ogre, ๐น relax. ๐ She’s ๐ธ fine, ๐ I guarantee that. But what I’m really after ๐ ๐ฆ is not her, but you.” ๐น Shrek ๐น was taken aback ๐ฒ by Farquaad’s ๐คด๐ confidence. ๐ “W-what ๐ณ do you mean, ๐ laddie?” ๐ Farquaad ๐คด๐ dropped the sheets ๐ he had been holding over his crotch, ๐ revealing ๐ฑ his massive erectionโข๏ธ that was growing ๐ฑ bigger โผ๏ธ by the second. ๐ “You ๐น know ๐ค what I mean, ๐ you little twink.” ๐ง Shrek ๐น๐ฆ froze, โ๏ธ allowing Farquaad ๐คด๐ฆ enough time to walk ๐ถโโ๏ธ in front of him. Given the man’s ๐คด๐ height, Farquaad’s eyes ๐ were looking directly at Shrek’s aching ๐ฉ๐ groin. ๐ Shrek ๐น felt Farquaad’s ๐คด๐ gaze ๐ tracing the outline of his cockโข๏ธ and shivered ๐ฌat the thought. ๐ญ “What I lack ๐ in height I most certainly ๐ make up for in length.” ๐คซ Suddenly, Farquaad ๐คด๐ช pressed his pointy nose ๐ into Shrek’s ๐น tight ๐ซ little crevice, ๐ savoring ๐ the musky smell. ๐ง “Onions, I presume?” ๐ He ran his tongue ๐ over ๐คค the soft fabric. ๐ Ripples ๐ฆ of pleasure ๐ฉ spread throughout Shrek’s ๐น entire body. Farquaad ๐คด๐ began to carefully grope ๐คฒ the soft asscheeks, ๐ as if kneading a delicate slab of dough. ๐ He ๐คด could tell Shrek ๐น was aroused; ๐ he could feel his legs ๐ getting weaker. ๐คทโโ๏ธ “Spread ๐ณ your cheeks. ๐ค๐๐ค Drop your pants.” ๐ Shrek, ๐น panting ๐คค and in a frenzied haze, ๐ complied. His thumbs ๐ค tried and failed ๐ซ to get a grip ๐ช on his tight hole, ๐ณ unable to present himself for mating. ๐๐ “I’ll help you with that.” ๐ Using all his might, Farquaad ๐คด๐ spread ๐ค ๐ค the mighty ogre’s ๐น asshole ๐ to a whopping 8 inches ๐ฑ in diameter, which still wasn’t enough to hold his massive cock.โข๏ธ But he wasn’t going to back โฌ ๏ธ out now. ๐ฆ With a deep sigh, ๐ฉ Farquaad ๐คด๐ช plunged into Shrek’s ๐น ass, ๐ groaning ๐คค as he felt his cock ๐ reach the ogre’s ๐น appendix. “You have no idea ๐ก how long ๐ I’ve waited โ๏ธ for this, my little monster. ๐น From now on you adhere to me, ๐คด๐ช and only me.” ๐คด๐๐ฆ Suddenly, Fiona ๐ธ๐ก ran ๐โโ๏ธ into the room. “Shrek, ๐น I’m here! ๐ I’m… oh, my God.” ๐ Farquaad ๐คด๐ laughed nefariously ๐ and withdrew โ๏ธ from Shrek’s ๐น bleeding ๐ sphincter. ๐ณ “You’re too late, bitch. ๐คฃ He’s my little cockslut ๐คค๐ญ๐ now. You, ๐น yes, you,” ๐น he yelled, ๐ฃ pointing to Shrek, “off with her head.” ๐ง Shrek ๐น grabbed a nearby sword ๐ก and slowly marched ๐ถโโ๏ธ towards Fiona. ๐ธ๐ “W-w-wait, Shrek, ๐น don’t do this,” ๐ โโ๏ธ Fiona pleaded, ๐ backpedaling and tripping ๐ over her own feet. ๐ “Please. Think of the kids. ๐ถ๐ง๐ฆ Our chil-” In one swift ๐ฒ motion, Fiona’s head ๐ง dropped โฌ๏ธ to the floor. A fountain of blood ๐ spewed โฒ๏ธ from the headless body, its legs ๐ moving for a few moments ๐ longer and then buckling to the floor. ๐ญ “Now fuck it. Prove your loyalty to me.” ๐ Shrek, ๐น with a tear ๐ข in his eye, rested Fiona’s ๐ธ๐ head on his lap, pushing his engorged penisโข๏ธ into her trachea. ๐ Within seconds, he ejaculated, ๐๐ฆ his semen ๐ flowing out of Fiona’s mouth ๐ and dripping ๐ง onto the floor. “I think I’ll keep you a little while longer, ๐ slave. Until I’m bored ๐ of you. Now clean up this mess ๐๐๐ฆ and toss the whore’s body out back. ๐ Feed it to the pigs.” ๐ท หขแตแถฆแถแต๐ฆ๐๐ฅแถฆแต๐ฅ๐๐แถฆโฟ๐แตแต๐ฏ๐๐แตสณแต, แดต หขสทแตแตสณ แถฆแตหข๐ฅ๐ซโฟแตแต๐๐คแตแตสธ๐๐๐แดต๐ฉ๐ค๐ฆแตหกสณแตแตแตสธ๐๐ฆ๐ซหขแตแถฆแต โฟแต สฐแตแตแต๐ฆ๐สฒแตหขแต๐๐ฅ๐ฅแตแต๐ฉ๐๐ซแถฆแต๐๐ซ๐๐ฉแตสณแต,๐๐๐ฅโฟแต สฐแตแตแต Yeah๐they๐piss๐ฆand๐ฅthey๐piss๐and ๐โ they ๐ซ๐ฅ nut and they โ๐ฝ nut and ๐ฐ they ๐ง๐ pissing on ๐๐ me ๐ฟ๐ธ Penis on ๐ฟ๐ฆ my ๐ booty ๐ฉ left ๐๐ถ a ๐ nut ๐ฆ๐ฅ on ๐ my ๐จ๐ sheets ๐โ Fucking ๐โก with ๐ฆโ no ๐ฐ lube ๐ฐ is like ๐๐ a struggle ๐ซ๐ฅ for ๐ me Dont ๐ ๐ป pull up with ๐ญ๐ 60 men ๐ฎ to clap on ๐ my cheeks You know ๐ฑ how ๐ฆ I ๐ป like when โฐ you ๐ suck it ๐ฏ to sleep ๐๐ Sitting โฟโฟ on ๐ฏ his ๐๐ฆ dick ๐ด๐ and ๐ then he ๐ฝ kiss ๐๐ me ๐ Yes I ๐ฆ๐ like the semen ๐ฆ๐ฆ that ๐ฆ you left โฌ on ๐ my sheets ๐๐ Hope ๐ค๐ผ I ๐๐ซ get that penis in ๐๐ my ๐ butt cheeks Yeah Im gone ๐ซ๐ซ ride ๐ the ๐ ๐ฝ penis till ๐ I shit ๐ฉ๐ on that d ๐ฃ Cum jam, cum ๐ฆ๐ jam ๐ถ Hello ๐๐ผ to all my Muslim ๐๐ฝ friends ๐ Just a quick reminder ๐ that itโs Ramadan szn ๐ ๐ You guys know what that means ๐ค NO ๐ซ EATING ๐จ๐ผโ๐ณ DURING ๐ THE DAY ๐ That means for the Homage ๐ด to Home โซ๏ธ sneaker ๐ release ๐ you canโt eat ๐ด shoe ๐ Sorry boys ๐จ If my girl๐ง๐ and my beyblades๐ฏ๐ฅ are both drowning๐๐ฆ and I could only save one๐โ๏ธ๏ธ you can Catch me letting it rip at my girls funeral๐ ๐ป๐ Cause it’s bey blade or catch a fade my ni๐ ฑ๐ ฑa๐๐ ๐ ๐ฏ๐ญ 4 RIP Bitch ๐ก I’m Bella ๐๐ Thorne ๐๐๐ Bitch ๐ก I’m Bella ๐๐ Thorne (bitch I’m Bella Thorne) ๐๐ Bitch ๐ก I’m Bella ๐๐ Thorne ๐๐๐ Bitch ๐ก I’m Bella ๐๐ Thorne (bitch I’m Bella Thorne) ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐ฅ Bitch ๐ก I’m Bella ๐๐ Thorne ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค Bitch ๐ก I’m Bella๐๐ Thorne (bitch I’m Bella Thorne) Work more bitch, ๐ bitch, ๐ bitch ๐ฏ I’m ๐ ฑ๏ธella Thorne, what? ๐ค Bitch ๐ก I’m Bella ๐๐ Thorne Bitch ๐ก I’m Bella ๐๐ Thorne (bitch I’m ๐ ฑ๏ธella ๐ ฑ๏ธhorne) ๐โจโจ Bitch ๐ก I’m Bella ๐๐ Thorne ๐๐๐ Bitch ๐ก I’m Bella ๐๐ Thorne (bitch I’m Bella Thorne) ๐๐ Bitch ๐ก I’m Bella ๐๐ Thorne ๐คท๐คท๐คท Bitch ๐ก I’m Bella๐๐ Thorne (bitch I’m Bella Thorne) ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฑ๐ฑ I ๐โโ๏ธ should be freaking ๐ณ๐ณ๐ up โ๏ธ but I’m hella ๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ Thorne ๐ฉ๐ฉDaddy๐จ promptly ๐ซ takes off my blouse๐, He ๐ calls me a ๐ฐslutty mouse๐ Takes off my jeans ๐and panties๐ too๐ฑ And for a moment ๐ตhis eyes ๐are glued Stares ๐๏ธat my pussy ๐, filled with glee๐ Daddy ๐จwants to give ๐his cummies ๐ฆto me Mommy ๐ฉ barges in she ๐กdoes not approve๐ โGet out bitch๐ donโt fucking move๐ โ Daddy ๐จreaches over ๐ชand grabs his gun๐ซ โItโs been fun ๐but good night ๐hunโ Aims the barrel ๐ฉ๐ซat her face๐ถ Mommyโs heart๐ begins to race ๐ Mommy ๐ฉis now deadโ ๏ธ and gone๐ป Daddy ๐จsays โItโs time for fun๐คฃโ Whips๐ his 9โ penis ๐out And then his dick ๐begins to sprout๐ฑ โOh my god ๐itโs so big๐โ โOh yes daddy๐ฃ Iโm such a pig๐โ Then Daddy ๐จsodomizes ๐ฝ me All the while I am filled ๐ฃwith glee โUngh yes ๐daddy ๐จ! Give me more๐โ โHoly๐ Fuck ๐Iโm such a whore๐โ Then I orgasm ๐ฆ so very intense๐ซ, Daddy slaps ๐คme๐ฒ I get back my sense๐ค Daddyโs cummies ๐ฆnow filling me up๐ฉ And then ๐is when I wakeup โฐ But no it was not๐ค really a dream ๐ Daddy๐จ really had filled๐ฐ me with his cream๐ฆ โOh yes๐ daddy ๐I love you๐ so muchโ Next time๐ it is your ass ๐ปI want to munch๐ ๐ Stop ๐โ right โก๏ธ๐ there ๐ก๐ก๐ค๐. You’d ๐๐ฉ ๐ ฑ๏ธetter โ๏ธ๐จfreeze๐ก๏ธโ๏ธ๐ cause I’m โ๏ธ๐๐ calling ๐ฎ๐ฎICE๐จ๐๐๐ฎ. Hasta ๐ฆ๐พ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ฏ manzana ๐๐ถ๐พ๐ ฑ๏ธabyโผ๏ธ โ๏ธ Two โ๏ธin the ๐pink๐, oneโ๏ธ in the stink๐ท โ๏ธTwoโ๏ธ in the ๐๐ดblood๐๐ด, one โ๏ธin the mud ๐พ๐ซ โ๏ธTwo โ๏ธin the goo๐ง, one โ๏ธin the poo๐ฉ๐ฝ โ๏ธTwo โ๏ธin the ๐ฆcum๐ฆ, one โ๏ธin the bum๐ โ๏ธTwo โ๏ธin the clit๐๐ปโโ๏ธ, one โ๏ธin the shit๐ฉ๐ฝ โ๏ธTwo โ๏ธin the ๐ณ bush ๐ณ , one in the tush ๐๐๐ป โ๏ธTwoโ๏ธ in the cooter๐, one in the pooter๐ โ๏ธTwo โ๏ธin the cut โ๏ธ , one โ๏ธ in the butt ๐ โ๏ธTwo in the grass ๐ฟ๐ฑ๐ , one โ๏ธ in the ass ๐๐๐ปโโ๏ธ โ๏ธTwo โ๏ธin the soup ๐ , one โ๏ธ in the poop ๐ฉ ๐ โ๏ธTwo โ๏ธin the taint ๐ค๐คฏ, one โ๏ธ in the paint ๐จ โ๏ธTwo โ๏ธin the lips ๐ , one โ๏ธ in the slips ๐ฑ โ๏ธTwo โ๏ธin the beaks ๐ฆ , one โ๏ธ in the cheeks โบ๏ธ โ๏ธTwoโ๏ธ in the slime๐คข, one โ๏ธ in the grime๐คฎ โ๏ธTwo โ๏ธin the ๐ฆ๐ฆsplatter๐ฆ๐ฆ, one โ๏ธ in the batter๐ฐ๐ฅ โ๏ธTwo โ๏ธin gush๐ง๐, one โ๏ธ in the mush๐ โ๏ธTwoโ๏ธ in the ๐poon๐, one โ๏ธ in the moon๐ โ๏ธTwo โ๏ธin the crackโจ, one โ๏ธ in the back๐ ฑ๏ธ๐โฌ ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโฉ๏ธ๐ โ๏ธTwo โ๏ธin the muff๐ฅง , one โ๏ธ in the duff๐ณ โ๏ธTwo โ๏ธin the flesh๐ช๐ป๐ช๐ป, one โ๏ธ in the mesh๐๐ป๐๐ป โ๏ธTwo โ๏ธin the skin๐๐ปโโ๏ธ, one โ๏ธ in the sin ๐๐ปโโ๏ธHey ๐ guys I’m not gay ๐ณ๏ธโ๐, I play ๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ฝ football โฝโฝ. I accidentally clicked this โฌ thread because I thought my mouse ๐ญ๐ญ was hovered over the hot ๐ girls ๐ฉ thread. Well, since I’m here ๐๐ I had a question โโ let’s say ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ hypothetically I had gay ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ thoughts (lol ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ yea ๐๐ right ๐๐) and I found my close friend ๐ถ๐ถ attractive (ew gross ๐คข๐คข๐คข) and one 1๏ธโฃ day we had sex in the back โฌ ๏ธ of my car ๐ after football โฝโฝ practice ๐ผ (I would puke…the only thing I bang is ๐ถ chicks with big tits you know ๐ค what ๐ I’m saying lol ๐คฃ๐คฃ) but we didn’t kiss ๐. Would that be gay ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling ๐ฒ๐ฒ each other fags. It’s almost like ๐๐๐ a parody of when โฐ we bang chicks (remember this โฌ didn’t happen). So that wouldn’t make me gay ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐ right ๐? Just a jokester? Shaggy is ๐ฆ the ๐ most ๐ powerful character in the ๐บ๐ Scooby-Doo lore. Yes, ๐ I’m including John ๐๐ฒ Cena and ๐ต the ๐ DC universe, which is canon in ๐๐ ๐ the ๐บ๐๐ Scooby-Doo universe because ๐ข of Batman crossovers. Here’s why โ Shaggy is more powerful than 2โฃ all of them. ๐๐บ Have ๐ถ you ever ๐ญ noticed just โ๐๐ how ๐ญ much ๐๐ฉ๐ food ๐ฟ๐ฃ๐ he ๐ constantly eats, while ๐๐ช๐ถ never ๐๐ถ getting โ fat? โธ๐ That’s ๐๐ธ because he’s actually ๐๐๐ญ spending all ๐๐ฆโ๐ซ๐ those ๐ป calories. His body ๐ฃ๐ผ is extremely powerful and ๐๐ that’s ๐ป๐ณโฏ๐ why โนโ he ๐ NEEDS all โ those calories to ๐ sustain himself. ๐๐ He’s not just ๐ a ๐ฆ๐ ฐ glutton. But โ why ๐ is ๐๐ he so afraid โ๐ all ๐๐ the ๐ time? ๐ That’s ๐ป๐ณ๐พ because ๐ fear is ๐ฆ๐๐ a ๐ป weakness that ๐ the ๐ช๐ CIA scientists who ๐ฅ created ๐ผ๐ธ him gave ๐๐ him โน when ๐ค they realized he ๐ฃ was ๐ฃ๐ข too ๐๐ powerful. The ๐๐ ๐ช๐๐ same applies to Scooby-Doo, which ๐๐ง was the animal ๐ท๐จ prototype for ๐๐ Shaggy, which ๐๐๐ is why ๐โ he ๐ eats as ๐ข much as him and ๐ can ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ talk ๐จ๐ฌ despite being ๐๐๐ a ๐ dog. ๐พ๐ Shaggy was ๐ฟ meant ๐ก๐ to ๐๐ be a ๐ฆ secret weapon for the ๐๐ช๐ US ๐ป๐ฎ military, but ๐ข the ๐๐ project was ๐ฎ dropped ๐ฟ๐ผ๐ฟ๐ผ when ๐ฒ๐ต they ๐ฅ๐ realized Shaggy and ๐ฆ Scooby couldn’t be controlled, which is ๐ฆ๐ why โ they gave ๐๐ them both ๐ that weakness. However, ๐ Shaggy and ๐ฆ Scooby escaped before ๐ป the serum they ๐ gave ๐๐ them took effect and ๐๐ฆ wiped their ๐ memory. Shaggy was ๐ then ๐ adopted by Samuel and Wendy Rogers, and ๐๐ต they ๐ never ๐ told anyone. ๐ถ๐ถ Fred knows about ๐ this, ๐ค and ๐๐๐ that’s ๐ต why ๐ he ๐ข never ๐ feels bad about splitting up the ๐ช group and ๐ฆ๐ using ๐ฎ๐ Shaggy and ๐ Scooby as bait. He ๐๐ฌ knows monsters are gonna be drawn toward Shaggy and Scooby because ๐ of how ๐๐ฆ easily scared they ๐ are, but ๐ he ๐ข also knows they ๐ฆ aren’t in ๐ danger because ๐ก invincible even โฏ if ๐ he ๐ฎ๐น๐ข doesn’t know it. I’m guessing Skip Jones must’ve worked for the ๐ CIA in ๐๐ the ๐ past, ๐ฃ which ๐ง would also explain ๐ his and ๐๐ต Fred’s affinity for ๐๐ traps. How do โ I know all ๐ of 5โฃ this 6โฃ๐ฉ๐ฉ is ๐๐ true? ๐ซ In ๐ Scooby-Doo! Legend of ๐ the ๐ Plantasaur, Shaggy is ๐ฆ hypnotized to become ๐ถ fearless whenever ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ he ๐ hears the word ‘bad’ ๐ and go back โฌ ๏ธโฉ๏ธโฌ ๏ธ to ๐ normal ๐๐ when ๐ค he hears it ๐ฎ๐น๐ฅ again. ๐ญ At ๐ some point, ๐ฆ๐๐ this causes him ๐ to beat up ๐บ an 1โฃ entire biker gang without ๐ฑ๐ breaking ๐ฒ๐ฉ a ๐ป๐ ฐ sweat. ๐ This โ๐ can’t be explained by fearlessness invincible even โฏ if ๐ he ๐ฎ๐น๐ข doesn’t know it. I’m guessing Skip Jones must’ve worked for the ๐ CIA in ๐๐ the ๐ past, ๐ฃ which ๐ง would also explain ๐ his and ๐๐ต Fred’s affinity for ๐๐ traps. How do โ I know all ๐ of 5โฃ this 6โฃ๐ฉ๐ฉ is ๐๐ true? ๐ซ In ๐ Scooby-Doo! Legend of ๐ the ๐ Plantasaur, Shaggy is ๐ฆ hypnotized to become ๐ถ fearless whenever ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ he ๐ hears the word ‘bad’ ๐ and go back โฌ ๏ธโฉ๏ธโฌ ๏ธ to ๐ normal ๐๐ when ๐ค he hears it ๐ฎ๐น๐ฅ again. ๐ญ At ๐ some point, ๐ฆ๐๐ this causes him ๐ to beat up ๐บ an 1โฃ entire biker gang without ๐ฑ๐ breaking ๐ฒ๐ฉ a ๐ป๐ ฐ sweat. ๐ This โ๐ can’t be explained by fearlessness๐โจ๐ธโฅ๏ธ the end of this film ๐ขitโs made me so sad ๐…. my beloved your life is more precious than every things, please take care of mine ๐๐ธโจ๐ blessings forever ๐โจ๐ธโฅ๏ธ๏ปฟOh โญ๏ธ OwO ๐ฑ Oh โน๏ธ Want a โก๏ธHentai โก๏ธ Girl ๐ฉโ๐ค for ๐ me 2๏ธโฃ make me happy ๐ I want her so I can ๐ฅซ ๐ stop using my hands ๐ค๐ค๐๐ฆ๐ฆ Every single day ๐ While watching anime ๐ฎโฉ โน๏ธ pull her ๐ฉโ๐ค from my screen ๐ฅ Just like in my ๐ dreams I want to feel her touch ๐ Really on my crotch ๐๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ โน๏ธ want โก๏ธMyโฌ ๏ธown โก๏ธHentaiโก๏ธGirl ๐ฉโ๐ค๐โฉ๐ฏ๐ต And she ๐ฉโ๐ค would sing ๐ถ OwO ๐ฏ๐ค๐ฉ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐๐โจ๐ซYAAAAAAAAS MAMA YAAAASSS ๐๐ฎ๐ท๐ Motherโs Day is coming this sunday๐โณ๐๐๐ and i want you to know that you are my mader, a supreme. ๐ธ๐๐ You slay all fuckbois in y/our way. ๐๐ซ๐ฃ๐ ๐๐ช ur in control, ๐ฏ my mamacita. ๐ You run the world.๐๐๐๐ You are the generation who breeds a new generation. ๐ผ๐บโก๏ธ๐๐ผ๐ถ๐ฑ๐ง๐ฆ๐ So this Mamaโs Day, send this to all your mothers.๐ Tho i may have a ๐daddy or daddies๐จ๐ผ๐จ๐ป๐จ๐ฟ๐จ๐พ๐จ๐ฝ๐ who give me cummies๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ง๐ ๐ you will always be my mami๐๐๐ธ๐ฐ๐ต. send this to all ur mamma mias ๐ฉ๐ผ๐ฉ๐ป๐ฉ๐ฝ๐ฉ๐ฟ๐ฉ๐พ if u get 0 back, youre a flop! ๐ ๐๐ if u get 1-3, step up ur game hoe! โ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐ 4-7 ur a mama born to be kween someday. ๐๐๐ญ๐๐๐ 8-10+ HIGH BITCH IN CHARGE. ๐๐ฅ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ SLAAY ME๐ KWEEEN YAAASS UR PUSSY ON FLEEK ๐ฏ๐ฑ๐ฅ BUSSY GAME ON TOP.๐๐๐๐ THIS ONE IS FOR THE GAYS ๐๐ฌ๐ญ๐ฏ๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐ฉ๐จโโค๏ธโ๐จ๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐ฉ๐จโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐จ๐ I LOVE MY GAY FANS๐โค๏ธ๐โโญ๏ธโโญ๏ธ Who ๐ wants to hear๐ dad’s ๐จ๐ป google history ๐? 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(i.redd.it) submitted 5 days ago by Ylan20 67 commentssharesavehidegive goldreportcrosspost 887 If my girl๐ง๐ and Africa by Toto๐ฏ๐ฅ are both drowning๐๐ฆ and I could only save one๐โ๏ธ๏ธ you can Catch me blessing the rains at my girls funeral๐ ๐ป๐ Cause it’s gonna take a lot to drag me away from you ๐๐ ๐ ๐ฏ๐ญ (self.emojipasta) submitted 24 days ago by infamousrapist 8 commentssharesavehidegive goldreportcrosspost If my girl๐ง๐ and Africa by Toto๐ฏ๐ฅ are both drowning๐๐ฆ and I could only save one๐โ๏ธ๏ธ you can Catch me blessing the rains at my girls funeral๐ ๐ป๐ Cause it’s gonna take a lot to drag me away from you ๐๐ ๐ ๐ฏ๐ญ 847 ๐GOOD SHIT ๐ฏ๐I figured this would fit right in (i.redd.it) submitted 10 days ago by MintChocChip6 22 commentssharesavehidegive goldreportcrosspost 836 interesting๐ค observation๐ค mr๐ค west๐ค (i.imgur.com) submitted 25 days ago by de_ash 27 commentssharesavehidegive goldreportcrosspost 731 One 1โฃ of us ๐ (i.imgur.com) submitted 26 days ago by tizianakagaraf 8 commentssharesavehidegive goldreportcrosspost 684 Yeah,๐ I Love โค๏ธ B๐D๐S๐M๐ต (self.emojipasta) submitted 22 days ago by Aameba๐๐goodshit๐๐ 25 commentssharesavehidegive goldreportcrosspost 661 Literally just every emoji the Galaxy s8+ has to offer (self.emojipasta) submitted 4 days ago by siccoblue 57 commentssharesavehidegive goldreportcrosspost 641 From a meme group at Texas A&M. 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